Update For The Brave

It's been about 300 years since anyone's posted here, but I forgive you. Here's some news for you all: our dearly beloved Cozburger just turned...some age. Yeah, that's right, it was totally his birthday recently. But not too recently. In fact, it has been multiple weeks since then. I know, you're all shocked, but really, it's his fault for not inviting you to his party.

Feb

The Ryan is now at TAFE in the second year of his highly unhilarious course, but still eagerly awaiting questions to answer. The Cozburger is doing something. I am unaware of what. But tonight we will be brutally sodomising some wonderful songs. Maybe some Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears will come out of us...in the most awesome way possible, of course.

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I'll make something of your face.

Is It A Wedding Ring?

No, it is not.

Tomorrow I shall receive a massage covering approximately 6 inches of my body, lasting 10 mintues, and costing $38. That's right, tomorrow I'm seeing the physiotherapist to work on the torn muscle in my ankle.

I am a wise old man. Sure, I may be 20, but I have a beard, so the former statement MUST be true.

I asked a question about sex on an internet forum intended solely to discuss sex. I got eaten alive for it.

Dencorub is fun, but not in my pants.

And that is all for this edition of my posting.

Titles Are For The Weak,,,And

We need some sort of marketing strategy. Or lack of complete and utter laziness. Although I am busy with that thing called TAFE, thus why I haven't checked the lack of stuff happening on here since the dinosaurs sat around drinking tea with yo mamma.

Obligations

I feel obliged to write something here, after about a week of procrastinating after our El Cozburgre subtley told me to write something here.

So, how's doing, kiddies? Far less shocked than you'd be if I left the second comma out of the last sentence, I'm sure. Okay, that joke had far too many words in it. I feel like a high school nerd all over again.

Well, I thought I could wing it and come up with something to talk about right now. I failed ^_^