Baby Juice

how did my mummy and daddie make me ?

Lil Bex

Once upon a time, I was told "sometimes when a mummy and daddy love each other very, very much..." so I butted in and said "But I want to know what happened before they were mummy and daddy."

I never got a straight answer, until I was seven and my mum showed me a book titled "The Joy Of Sex."

Ryan The Great

Well, your mummy and daddy went to bed, one day...

...

...and now, you exist.



...I'm not authorized to tell you anything in between...

The Cozburger