Greener Pastures

Why is it always greener on the other side?

P.S. ...what side?

Jenna

It is always greener on the other side because their crops are radioactive. They use nuclear power to give their plants a healthy grow. Because we all know that the greener a plant is, the healthier it is. They then went on to sell their radioactively charged crops to the locals, thus nuking their braincells and giving them leukaemia.

There were no survivors.

PS. No one knows.

Ryan The Great

I figure, at least from my perspective, that it's because it's the side I'm not on, and I'm quite a messy person.

P.S. NSW.

The Cozburger